sweet dreams are made of cheese
who am I to diss a brie
I cheddar the world and the feta cheese
that was a gouda one
sweet dreams are made of cheese
who am I to diss a brie
I cheddar the world and the feta cheese
that was a gouda one
sweet dreams are made of cheese
who am I to diss a brie
I cheddar the world and the feta cheese
Thank you, Ms. JK Rowling. Thank you so much for Harry.
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
you can’t repeat the past
can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can.
we need some new and more powerful swears
NO BUT THIS IS HILARIOUS SHE WAS IN BRIDGE TO TERABITHIA
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
I CAUGHT ONE THIS LONG DO YOU FUCKING HEAR ME SOKKA
THIS
LONG
OMG
FOUND IT
The last one really fucked me over
| Me with romantic interest: | Hi, how've you been lately? How's that project you're working on? Yeah? I'd love to see sometime, dude! How's the family? Good, good. Well, I'll talk to you later! Yeah we definitely need to hang out more often. Hopefully see you soon! :) |
| Me with platonic friend: | YOU GORGEOUS CREATURE HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE LAST I SAW YOU? HOW I'VE MISSED YOUR LUCID DIAMOND EYES, UGH I JUST WANT TO KISS YOU AND MAKE SWEET, SWEET LOVE UNDER THE MOONLIGHT. WHY ARE YOU SO PERFECTLY SCULPTED, ARE YOU AN ANGEL MADE OF MARBLE LET'S GET MARRIED. |
Spending my night playing GeoGuessr, where you’re shown a random place on Google Street View and you have to try to place it on the map. I didn’t do so well this round.
